We’ve been having this long, ongoing discussion in my family – for about three months now – about the use of the word adorable. It’s not an argument really, but we all have lots and lots of opinions about adorable and how it’s used, who’s allowed to use it, and what conclusions you can […]
Time to Hit the Road
I’m getting ready to go on the longest road trip I’ve ever made behind the wheel of a car. I’m driving from South Florida to Cleveland, which is pretty much the entire height of the country. Cleveland is the hair of America and where I live in Florida is the instep in high heels. […]
One Word. Plastics.
If you do a Google search for ‘bad plastic surgery’ you’re going to be sorry. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Because you’ll be so angry at these lame brains and you won’t be able to get a hold of their email addresses to send them a note that says, “What, are you stupid?” […]
Memories of DMV Nightmares
My book club book for this month is going swimmingly. Last month, you might say I dropped the ball. Or, to continue the metaphor, I drowned or got snub-nosed by a shark or got a side ache. After I swore, aloud and publicly, in this blog and to anyone who would listen, that I […]
Attention Walmart Shoppers
I had one of those Walmart days yesterday. Not every trip to Walmart makes it a Walmart day. But yesterday was. If you’re a regular reader of Just Humor Me, or if you know me in my real, not-very-funny life, you know I’m a big fan of Walmart. Even though it’s the biggest Chinese crap […]
Pregnant Style
It’s weird, at my age, but I know several people who are pregnant. Not women my age, of course, but people I would call contemporaries if only because I’m a little bit immature. It’s weird, because being pregnant has changed so much since I was last pregnant, and even more so since I was first […]