My son and I went to see Evita a couple of weekends ago. I’m still humming, “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina! Da da dat-da da daaaa, da dum-da.” It had been a while since I’d seen an opera-type musical production. You know, with no spoken lines and everything sung. In other operas, I’ve gotten past it, […]
It’s Girl Scout Cookie Time
It’s Girl Scout Cookie Time! The Girl Scout cookies are here! They’re here!!!!!! Dear mother of mercy, the flippin’ Girl Scout Cookies Are Here!!!!!!! I don’t care much for Girl Scout cookies. I know I’m the only person in America who will say those words and publicly admit to it, but you should all think about this. […]
Don’t Be Listless
There’s a lot of talk now about making a bucket list. I love when a Morgan Freeman movie makes you want to improve your life, become a better person and change the world. I’m still riding high on the moral of the story from Bruce Almighty: God wants you to have clean floors. I […]
Stay as You Are and You’ll Go Far
Remember all the fun we had in cheerleading? Wait…I wasn’t in cheerleading. I must’ve been an idiot when I was in high school. Lately, looking back at those four years from 1973 to 1977, I’m astounded at just how flawed high school kids can be, and I ranked right up there with the most […]
Am I Beautiful Yet?
This is what it’s come to, I guess. I’m buying beauty products now. I tried to just stay young, but apparently drinking eight glasses of water and eating a high fiber cereal every day actually doesn’t freeze you at 25 for life. It all started when I realized I had gone directly from acne to wrinkles […]
How Do You Like Your Coffee?
I like my coffee like I like my men. With little tiny faces. I have a confession to make. I like people who drink coffee. I’m not saying I don’t like people who don’t drink coffee, but, well, yes I am, in a way. If you come to my house for dinner and I […]