It’s a good thing I have gray hair and scaly feet. Otherwise how would I know that Royal Bride Kate and Lisa Marie Presley both had shocking, tearful, public breakdowns last month? Not to split hairs, but Royal Bride Kate had a breakdown and Lisa Marie had a meltdown, along with one of the Olsen […]
Dear Everyone, Please Stop Taking the Goofy Picture
No one looks good in them. Even the prettiest girl, who is careful not to get too loose with the facial features, who works pretty hard at coming up with something silly but still charming, looks bad. Everyone has his or her own personal face to make when hearing the photographer say, “OK, now let’s […]
Weird Shit in the Store
I have a bone to pick with stores. They discontinue some good stuff, but they use up valuable shelf space with some really weird products. My stores no longer carry Lestoil, which was the only thing that could get oil and grease stains out of clothes, and Quaker Wheat Cakes, which were crunchy and delicious. […]
Let’s Stir Up the Boycott Pot
I am so, so, so, so, extremely so sorry to do this, but I have to get back to this Men Boycotting American Women thing. I know, I know, I should just drop it, but the guy keeps coming onto my blog and posting stuff. He doesn’t allow comments on his blog, so I’m […]
Yappy Hour on the Beach
I take a walk on the beach just about every Sunday morning. It’s one of the things in the plus column on the list of why you might want to live in Florida. (That and we get the prize for biggest and best cockroaches in the U.S.) Florida is a very dog-friendly state. People […]
Gnashing My Flippers Over Toddlers and Tiaras
What can I say about Toddlers and Tiaras, the eweylicious show about child pageants, that hasn’t already been said? Actually, a lot. So much material . . . so few adjectives to adequately express disdain . . . This show has a Svengali hold on me. I’m a big fan of shows where I […]