My husband and I are the least romantic people on the face of the planet. (Probably underneath the surface of the planet, too, but who’s being picky?) It’s Valentine’s Day and we already did what we do every romantic holiday and that is: About two days ago we were watching TV and the Kay […]
Make Up and Kiss Off
I can scratch off “Makeup Counter Lady” from the list of jobs I can do when I finally decide what I want to be when I grow up. (I’m holding out for something with a good retirement package, since I’ll be a mere months away from retirement when I start my new career. Meanwhile, the […]
What I’m Wearing is None of Your Business, Mister
Remember obscene phone calls? I’m glad they’re obsolete now. No one gets or makes obscene phone calls in 2010 and I, for one, am glad. The trend didn’t make the leap to texts or emails. I guess even creepy people see it as the pointless effort it always was. Plus now we are blessed […]
To Handle Snow, Take a Lesson From Florida
My friends and family up north are preparing for a big snow storm. It’s winter. And in the winter, there are always a couple of snow storms in the northern United States. Please tell the Cleveland TV news anchors this immediately. They act like snow in Ohio is a freaky, apocalyptic deja vu that […]
Funny Ha Ha or Funny Strange
Hot jester pantyhose. If this blogging thing works, they’re mine. I was never the class clown. I am not remembered as being funny at all, by any of my childhood friends. In fact, after about a year of writing my humor blog, my husband turned to me one day and said, “What’s with the […]
The Sewing Sisters are Coming to Town
Get out your needle and thread, ‘cuz it’s Hammer time! My three sisters are coming to visit me next month and I could not be more excited. The four of us are starting what we hope will be an annual sisters’ get-together. Getting together with my sisters is in my Top 5 Things […]