I ran in the Race for the Cure this morning. The fact that I wasn’t nervous about running 3.2 miles shows you how old and complacent I’ve become. No, not confident and well prepared. Old and complacent, I said. I hadn’t run in two weeks, unless you count the day I was trying to […]
Yoga a-Go-Go
I’m back in yoga, baby. I just had to start this post out that way, so for at least a couple of nanoseconds, you might think I was cool, tall and thin, very bendy, and calm all the time. The truth is, I’m in a class called GENTLE YOGA, which is Hindi for REMEDIAL […]
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, and Bagel Bites
I’m not saying that Florida is the party capital of the world or anything, but my mother-in-law and I went to a Friday night wine tasting at our grocery store. Again, not saying anything about how in other states the grocery store is where you buy baby formula and pads for your bunions. I’m […]
Messages from the Beyond
Answering machine messages are more entertaining to me right now than anything on TV. The Kardashians can’t hold a candle to what’s coming in on my regular home phone. We went to the Fort Lauderdale Art Museum not long ago and I became mesmerized by a piece called Karaoke Wrong Number which was a […]
I’m Sorry I Dissed Your Crocs
I’m making a public apology for all the bad things I said about Crocs within the past year or so. I said they were ugly and made me laugh and I thought less of you as a person. (That is, all of you except my mother-in-law, who looks cute in them.) The two doctors […]
Teacher Dreams Dashed
I’m not a teacher and I’m not going for any advanced degrees or even taking any certification classes, yet I still operate on a school calendar. I think September-to-June with a summer break to catch up on TV reruns is the way God and Caesar wanted us to live, despite the calendar that they […]