I love specialty blogs. I love writing this blog. (Miraculously, after two years of writing down things that happen to a boring Florida housewife, stuff that happened to me in a small Ohio town in the ‘60s and ‘70s, and things I read on the Internet, I’m still entertaining the heck out of myself. […]
I Need a Better Title by Jan. 30
I’m running in the Susan Komen race to raise money and awareness for breast cancer research. I figured it was more effective than posting the color of my bra on the Internet, or buying the pink oven mitt. (Who knew fighting cancer could be so colorful?) Plus I’m running again, so pulling off 5 […]
Coldness, Florida Style
It is really cold in south Florida right now. We spend 11 months out of the year bragging about how we live in paradise, and it’s hard to shut our pie holes and not complain when it drops below 72. We try, but not very hard. This month, however, has been brutal on the […]
I Could So Be an Automobile Engineer
I’m surprised the American car companies haven’t contacted me yet in their efforts to stay alive in this sucky economic environment. I have so many opinions about the perfect car. To stay competitive in the auto industry, a Ford or a GM only has to give me a jingle and I could tell them […]
I Can Resolute With the Best of Them
People are going crazy with the lists these days. I used to be Queen of Lists but I’m getting trounced by average everyday unorganized, non-ambitious people right now. Ever since The Bucket List, people are going all Morgan Freeman and making lists of things they have to do before they die, setting goals, and […]
Hello, God. It’s Me, the Annoying One
Everyone has different views of heaven and our ability to interact with God. I’m a subscriber of the Oh God and Bruce Almighty versions, but not the one where Robin Williams goes to hell and back to save his wife and you get to be a beautiful Asian girl if you want. Too much […]