I want it to be known that I have shown great restraint in waiting until today, Wednesday, Feb. 6, to blog about my husband’s stitches, which happened on Saturday, Jan. 26. More than a week, bitches! I am the best wife ever. “You’re going to put that in your blog about this, aren’t you?” […]
Trouble in Candy Land: The Rise and Fall of the Heath Bar
I’ve been proven wrong again and I’m starting to doubt my own inarguable authority on popular culture topics. I had read somewhere that Heath bars were made by a little tiny candy company in Ohio, that they only made Heath bars, and they resisted being bought out by the big candy companies. I was […]
It’s Not Easy Being Bottle Green
And when I say not easy I mean that in the most First World, pompous ass kind of way. I know, I shouldn’t say that anything about my life isn’t easy when there are housewives in India without Reynolds turkey bags. But if a frog can sing that it’s hard being a puppet of color, […]
The Clicker is the Kicker
Yesterday was the first day of dog school for me. Not for my dog, but just for me. Unlike real school, parent’s night is a week before the school term starts. Middle schools in this country could take a lesson from Lucky Dog Sports Club by bringing in the parents first, so we can […]
Masseur Me!
Am I the only middle-aged woman in America that is just now realizing how good it feels to get a back rub from a stranger? I used to say I wasn’t the massage type – and I wasn’t. I’m still not. But once I realized I wouldn’t laugh like a third-grader being tickled – […]
Hotel Shampoo? Yes, Please
I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that I’m having some great hair days on a vacation. I would count my blessings, but I’m too busy trying to figure out what deal I may have inadvertently made with the devil to have this prize land in my lap. My experience […]