Have you ever had to come up with your most embarrassing moment and you couldn’t think of what it was because you’re skilled at blocking out bad memories and you choose to live in a world where you’re as refined and smooth as a spokesmodel? Well, here’s a tip: Ask your family what it […]
just humor me
Too Saggy to Vlog
Hate vlogging. Love Photoshop. Bloggers are a fun lot. People continue to refuse to pay us (or even read us, in some cases) but we happily keep writing and maintain a cheerful attitude. Occasionally we give each other awards, because no one else will. I got an Oh My Blog award from Jeannie over […]
On Being an Undisciplined Writer
The following is a guest column I wrote for Tel Asiado, a friend in Sydney, Australia. In addition to being an author of many books and a prolific Internet content writer, Tel has a vibrant Web site, Inspired Pen, which is full of a writer’s tips and treasures. Tel asked me to write a piece […]
Smile! You’re on Loss Prevention Reality TV!
As if there weren’t enough reasons already to just give up swimming and not buy another bathing suit until these come back in style: (Even this number will show cankles.) They’re watching us in the dressing rooms now. I was trying on clothes at Macy’s not long ago and in my efforts to not make […]
Then Came the Girl Who Loved Bronson
When I was in the 5th grade, there was a show on TV called Then Came Bronson. (If you remember this show, you get 5 Justhumorme points. Because if no one comes forward to say they watched the show, I was a weirder 5th grader than previously thought. Please say you watched it. I […]
Just Photo Shoot Me
Because nothing embarrasses me and I decided two years ago to just put everything out there – warts and all – and let you decide whether I’m weird or actually certifiable, I’m going to admit that I asked my husband to take a nice photo of me for my blog. Until now, I had been […]