A friend and I were chatting recently when she leaned forward and gave me a look that I recognized to mean I have something to tell you and it’s not pretty. “I have a big birthday coming up, you know,” she said. I stared blankly at her. The only big birthdays I know are 10 […]
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Pass the Prunes, I’m 49
Being a middle-aged woman has few consolations. Being immature doesn’t help. Nor does having braces and an adorable combination of freckles and adult acne. And from what I understand, being an actress or a famous rock star doesn’t ease the sting either. They say the amount of plastic surgery required to keep you working […]