If you’re trying to cut back on your drinking, you’ve come to the right place. I’m pretty much an expert on all the gimmicks invented for people who want to lay off the sauce. I’m not talking about quitting altogether; for that you have other, more experienced resources like AA, Saint Monica, and friends who […]
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I’m Not an Alcoholic But I Play One on Facebook
I’m not an alcoholic, but I play one on Facebook. I don’t really drink all that much, but you’d never know it from my Facebook posts, which have people thinking that I have a wine glass Velcroed to my right hand (which would be awesome, but I digress). I know that by admitting this I’m crushing […]
St. Fatrick’s Day
Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day so while every other green-blooded American was wolfing down corned beef and chugging beer, I passed. Not passed out, just passed. Giving up fatty meat and excessive drinking on St. Patrick’s Day is the most recent in a long line of breaks with tradition and signs of aging. I […]