My veins are winning the race for most exasperating body part. They passed up my turkey gobbler and my cowlick and are closing in fast on my uterus, which has basically broken free of its restraints and is bothering its neighbors, namely my bladder. My veins are determined to make me feel every second of my […]
Law and Order
Boycott Part II: Where Diane Gets Her Comeuppance
My post on Boycotting Men Who Boycott American Women has completely backfired on me. This morning, I was trolling through my Google Analytics and I noticed a large number of hits coming from a message board site, specifically a women-haters’ message board site. Boycott Boy, after spamming his link onto as many Blogspot blogs […]
Fun With Minor Surgery
But can he start an IV? The last wisdom tooth in our family has been removed and sent off in the little red box of discarded body parts. Thank goodness. I hate when my kids are in surgery or at the ER or at the doctor or getting an eye test or being weighed […]
Goodbye, Law. Goodbye, Order
So long, Lupo. Bye, Connie Rubirosa. Bye, Lt. Van Buren, Paul, Max, Fontana, Abbie Carmichael. So long super-model ADA’s, token Hispanic detective and token black lawyer. Bye, Dr. Olivet, Adam, Arthur, Serena and Nora. I’ll miss you, guest cameos Rudy Giuliani and Bill Kunstler. Arrivederci, guest creepsters Gary Busey, Chevy Chase and Jim Gaffigan. […]
The Not-So-Real McCoy Gets Promoted
Jack McCoy, who has been the prosecutor on Law and Order since man walked upright, is moving up to Fred Thompson’s job as DA. Did you hear what I said? Jack is moving from being the scrappy, pit-bull, motorcycle riding, liberal, tough guy to being the guy behind the desk, a suit, a politician. I […]
You Got Your Law, You Got Your Order
Little ditty, ’bout Jack and Diane, two American kids doing the best that they can . . . solving crimes! Ching-chonk! In case you didn’t recognize it, that’s the signature sound ofLaw & Order, my favorite TV show and the best all-time thing ever on TV ever. Ever. Not that I’m a big […]