I was walking around Sephora a couple nights ago, part of the shopping marathon that has started with a bang, now that my mother-in-law is here and we’ve all stopped coughing long enough to park the car at the mall. I mistakenly sprayed on some perfume. It was pretty much downhill from there. I’m […]
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Perfumigation
Remember when I told you all how I’m barely a girl? How I eat like a man with a piece of bread in my left hand, ready to dip in gravy? How I despise chick flicks, how my jewelry box looks like it belongs to a nun, and how I hate romance and happy […]
We Like Your Music, But Do We Have to Smell You?
So many ways to smell like a prostitute, so little time… I feel sorry for Britney Spears. Her cologne is on the sale shelf at Wal-Mart, in a box that’s consistently dented, and even the Christmas gift pack presentation can’t take away from the fact that she looks like a trailer park skank. Britney’s […]