For a people-watcher like me, living in Florida is a dream come true. This is the World Series of people watching. Only in Florida will you see an 80-year-old woman in a bikini, and a 90-year-old man in a Speedo; dogs wearing clothes and accessories, and humans wearing dog collars and leashes (although I […]
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Moles, Warts and All
I was strolling through The Straight Dope (Motto: “Fighting Ignorance Since 1973. It’s taking longer than we thought”) and let me say, if you haven’t been there and you’re looking for yet another Internet Time Waste, you should check it out. There you can learn the answers to questions like: Is it true Coca-Cola […]
One Word. Plastics.
If you do a Google search for ‘bad plastic surgery’ you’re going to be sorry. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Because you’ll be so angry at these lame brains and you won’t be able to get a hold of their email addresses to send them a note that says, “What, are you stupid?” […]
Pass the Prunes, I’m 49
Being a middle-aged woman has few consolations. Being immature doesn’t help. Nor does having braces and an adorable combination of freckles and adult acne. And from what I understand, being an actress or a famous rock star doesn’t ease the sting either. They say the amount of plastic surgery required to keep you working […]