Is it weird that I remember all of my kids’ original due dates? No? How about that I remember my kids’ original due dates but I can’t remember the name of any prescription drug I’ve ever heard of? Last Thursday was my due date for my daughter. Nineteen years ago, that day was followed […]
pregnancy
Pregnancy Can Be a Beautiful Thing. Or You Could Ruin That, Too.
Everyone loves a pregnant woman right? According to these photos that I found on iVillage and Awkward Family Photos, being pregnant doesn’t exempt a woman from making bad photo pose choices. I, for one, am glad that pregnant women are allowed to show the shape of their stomachs. When I was pregnant, we had […]
Pregnant Style
It’s weird, at my age, but I know several people who are pregnant. Not women my age, of course, but people I would call contemporaries if only because I’m a little bit immature. It’s weird, because being pregnant has changed so much since I was last pregnant, and even more so since I was first […]
Laughing Gas Not Required
I know I’m immature. It’s what is getting me through my 50th birthday, which is coming up in roughly, oh, I don’t know, 1,128 hours. Give or take a couple of milliseconds. Being immature gets easier as you get older. You go from being seen as irresponsible and juvenile to being quirky, eccentric and […]