I want it to be known that I have shown great restraint in waiting until today, Wednesday, Feb. 6, to blog about my husband’s stitches, which happened on Saturday, Jan. 26. More than a week, bitches! I am the best wife ever. “You’re going to put that in your blog about this, aren’t you?” […]
Bed Bath and Beyond
Makeup Mirror on the Wall, Where’d You Get That Big Face?
“Be careful what you wish for,” a little voice said to me as I grabbed the makeup mirror off the shelf at Bed Bath & Beyond and took it to the cash register. (Along with my 20 percent off coupon. What, do you think I’m stupid? Pay full price for something when […]
Bed Bath & Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
It’s high time we talked about Bed Bath & Beyond. I was there last week and it is out of control. Did you know that Bed Bath & Beyond sells makeup now? And bags of snack foods? And comfortable pants and tank tops in your choice of colors and sizes? It appears that since […]
Paperless World, My Ass
What happened to the paperless world I’m supposed to be living in? I’ve been through hell and back breaking my addiction to paper lists and day planners. I stopped making print-outs of all my emails, I have many of my bills auto-paid, and I’ve saved at least 14 rainforest trees just by online banking. So […]