If you do a Google search for ‘bad plastic surgery’ you’re going to be sorry. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Because you’ll be so angry at these lame brains and you won’t be able to get a hold of their email addresses to send them a note that says, “What, are you stupid?” […]
Butterfly tattoos
Aliens, Butterflies and Conan O’Brien
I saw something that I wish I could erase from my mind, but I can’t. Some things get into your brain through your eyes and that’s it. They’re there forever. Like when I read American Psycho. I had heard all this crazy stuff about this book, how the author was getting death threats from otherwise […]