Every time I paint, which isn’t often I’ll admit, I think about the time my college roommate Doria and I painted our attic room peach. Except it wasn’t peach. It was more like a bright orange. And not the hip, Martha Stewart Paint Colors Bright Orange. When Doria and I did it, it wasn’t […]
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It’s the Little Things That Keep You From Getting a Gun Permit
When I was in college, my roommate, Doria, and I knew we were soul mates when we both got excited about a new box of Kleenex. We lived in the attic of an old house, the kitchen was a Health Department citation waiting to be issued, the walls were bright orange, and we had […]
Fake Kidnapping But Only As a Last Resort
I was reading recently about the boy in Alabama who was so worried about what his parents would think of his report card that he faked his own kidnapping. He showed up at his grandparents’ house some time later, claiming to have escaped from the moving car of his kidnapper. Had to leave the […]