The Easter Bunny is the creepiest of all of the fictional characters that we allow into our homes when we’re asleep. I was at the mall last weekend. (Saturday was a double-mallster for me; not how I wanted to spend a gorgeous weekend, but that’s how the ball rolled.) I saw that the Easter […]
Easter
Excel-Lent
Is it getting close to Lent? I wouldn’t know because I can never figure out when Mardi Gras is. I know that Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday is the last day to do bad things like lift up your top in public before you give up being a slut for Lent, so to figure out […]