What is it with these Florida people? They’re constantly walking, running, riding bikes, exercising in public and having flat stomachs. My husband and I were trying to have a nice walk on the beach this morning and once again it turned into a big guilt-fest for me. I started out feeling pretty good, I’ve […]
Florida
Getting Ready for the Rudeness
Someone’s having a bad attitude day. In the midst of our move, when we were still in Lexington, I was chatting with our movers and I politely asked them how they liked living in Florida. “Well, it’s hot,” Rod said. “And it’s humid,” he added. “And get ready for the rudeness,” Paul chimed in. The […]
Florida Myths ‘n Stuff
The leather skin is a ruse to take your attention away from the fact that her bikini top is around her waist. I haven’t written much of anything over the past month. Moving out of our Lexington house and into our Jupiter, Florida, house took pretty much every ounce of energy I had. […]
Q Tips and Float Boats
I have some observations about old people in Florida. I just got back from there and it’s very true what they say: There are a lot of old people in Florida. There are so many old people that even the old people complain about the old people. If you’re 70, you complain about the 80-year-old “Q […]