I know I save way too much stuff for sentimental reasons (although I am not a hoarder, let’s make that clear. I am not a hoarder. Not a hoarder) but even I think I may have gone too far with my Girl Scout uniform. (But even so, not a hoarder.) It doesn’t take up […]
Monica Lewinsky
Affairs to Remember or Forget
Or special politicians: When you are in the time-out chair, there will be no talking, no TV, and no fathering illegitimate babies. I have one thing to say to Barack Obama today. If I hear one word about you having an affair – one word, mister – I’m going to come up there and smack you […]