My mother-in-law and I were running errands the other day and she was going into Sally’s, the beauty supply store where average everyday people off the street can buy the stuff that hairdressers use in their salons. “Do you need anything from Sally’s?” she asked. “No.” “Do you want to come in with me?” […]
moving to Florida
White Trash
I was walking my dog yesterday, early morning, and it was trash day, so we were dodging the garbage and recycling cans at the curb, which were covering up extremely valuable dog pee smells. People are so rude, to put their trash cans over top of urine-soaked grass. But they do. Even on my […]
Florida Myths ‘n Stuff
The leather skin is a ruse to take your attention away from the fact that her bikini top is around her waist. I haven’t written much of anything over the past month. Moving out of our Lexington house and into our Jupiter, Florida, house took pretty much every ounce of energy I had. […]