I am officially Out West right now, having arrived in Phoenix 22 hours ago (I think. This time zone difference, the fact that Phoenix doesn’t participate in daylight savings time and I have to stop and think what season it is before I can do the subtraction, and the way every time I think […]
Obama
Affairs to Remember or Forget
Or special politicians: When you are in the time-out chair, there will be no talking, no TV, and no fathering illegitimate babies. I have one thing to say to Barack Obama today. If I hear one word about you having an affair – one word, mister – I’m going to come up there and smack you […]
Don’t Cut Us Off Now, Man. We’re Addicts!
No, no, no. We’d rather watch TV, thanks. I have to admit, I’m a little bit disappointed in Barack Obama. I’ve been a big supporter, you know. I made phone calls, sent emails and knocked on the doors of some really old cranky people for the Obama campaign, but right now I’m feeling a […]