This is going to be a long metaphor, so you’re going to have to use your imagination. The last time I tried to go all Kafka on this blog, I wrote about the squeaky wheel on the right side of my car (get it?) and I had people recommending their mechanics. I’ll never make it […]
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Glutton for Holiday Party Punishment
I’m doing it again. I’m planning a party that starts out with me as Holly Golightly, in a cocktail dress breezing through a room full of guests without a care in the world while minions do my bidding, and ends with me as Alice from The Brady Bunch with four of 10 fingers burned beyond […]