I’m not going to sit here and list the things about post-menopause that suck, but let me zone in: Somewhere between #14 Rogue Hairs and #18 Epic Hangovers is the constant slow death by thirst. It’s like your body mourns the loss of estrogen and progesterone, and wants to drown its sorrows in water. Fortunately for my […]
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It’s Not Easy Being Bottle Green
And when I say not easy I mean that in the most First World, pompous ass kind of way. I know, I shouldn’t say that anything about my life isn’t easy when there are housewives in India without Reynolds turkey bags. But if a frog can sing that it’s hard being a puppet of color, […]
Water, Water Everywhere
My oldest son is home for a few weeks before he leaves for China, where he’s going to live for a year or more, teaching English to what could be the cutest little kids on the globe. I’m really excited about his new adventure, but also I’m excited about him being home for a few […]