Because my mission is to give you something to laugh at every few days, I must share a recent find: Reddit asked the question “What is the strangest thing you did that seemed completely normal at the time, but 5 seconds later you realized was 100% moronic?” If you’re like me, the answers will make […]
Big Brother is Watching. Get Over It.
A lot of people seem to be all up in arms about privacy and how we don’t have it anymore. It seems like almost every day, I’m alerted to the fact that Facebook is stealing my info/identity/photos/soul and using them for evil and profit. I don’t care much. I know, I know, I am […]
Ladies, Start Your Engines
Years ago, in my past life as a SWF newspaper reporter, I was a racing fan. It doesn’t seem possible now, because I’d rather sit through a Head On commercial than to watch a single droning second of a car race. I guess it just goes to show you that people can change. Racing […]
Last Day of School, I Salute You
My daughter’s last day of school was this past week. Woop-de-freaking-do and I mean that in all sincerity. I’m not being sarcastic. I could not be happier. I just don’t use exclamation points much. If you’re younger than me (and you know you probably are) and you have young children in school or you’re […]
Uh-Buh-Bye
I have one more day of high school until I’m done forever. That is to say, my child has one more day of high school, but I’m more excited about this than all of the seniors put together. I would do the Last Day of School Dance of Joy but I have a bad […]
This Just In: Brooks Brothers’ Mom Sends Them to Their Room to Change Clothes
Just when I thought I had run out of things to make fun of, my husband got a Brooks Brothers catalog. He buys shirts and suits sometimes from Brooks Brothers. I’ve been in the store once, but couldn’t get past the front display: mannequin-torsos wearing pink and lavender suits. This store is not […]