Last week was a tough week. I had three tiny problems with my Web site and I decided to try to work them out. It had been on my List of Things to Do That My Husband Won’t Do For Me on Saturday since my husband said, “I’m not fixing that for you on Saturday.” […]
Excel-Lent
Is it getting close to Lent? I wouldn’t know because I can never figure out when Mardi Gras is. I know that Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday is the last day to do bad things like lift up your top in public before you give up being a slut for Lent, so to figure out […]
I’m a Friend of Burt
If you live in south Florida and haven’t yet been to the Burt Reynolds Museum, get out of the pool, put your flip-flops on and high-tail it over there. The fact that Burt Reynolds is one of the few Hollywood stars who has a museum just for him (and his friends. He has graciously called […]
Barney Bean R.I.P.
Here’s proof that the Internet is magic. I found Barney Bean on there. Barney just died this past June. I’m a little upset. Now that all living people can be tracked down and made to be your Facebook friends and get on your Christmas card list, I would have tried to get in touch with […]
New Addiction, New Recovery
Attention all my Facebook friends: I’m no longer tending my Lil’ Green Patch. It’s been fun and profitable (I saved 29 square feet of rain forest, which is about one tree) but I just can’t do Facebook like that anymore. So please stop sending me fruits with faces and names like Yummy and Walter Melon, […]
Coffee for the Teacher
I love my kids’ psychology and sociology teacher. I would love to sit in on her class once in a while just to see how she tells these little angst factories just what’s what. Here’s why I love her: At the beginning of the year, like the second or third day of school, after the […]