I don’t want to say I hate Disney, because there are some lame websites and blogs out there that claim to be all about hating Disney World/Land and environs. They have a very bitter, sad feel to them. Also, there was some lady in New Jersey who posted something on the Internet about how […]
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It’s Time to Shut Up About Toilet Paper
It’s time to get real about how much we don’t want to talk about what’s going on in the bathroom. There’s a reason we have doors on our stalls in this country. And there’s a reason why some companies still call it bath tissue, the most euphemistically euphemistic euphemism of all. Whether I enjoy […]
One Unhappy Calendar Girl
I’m a cheerleader for all things Apple. In fact, I’m co-captain of the cheer squad for Team Mac. (We wear black mock-turtlenecks, little round glasses and no ponytail accessories. My co-captain is my husband, who would do a split on top of a human pyramid for an iTunes gift card.) So imagine my disappointment […]
Mono-a-Mono Vision, I Heart You
I’m a 37-year contact lens wearer. I first wore contacts when they were like Barbie-car headlights that you pushed into your eyes and if you left them on there a half-hour too long, you’d end up in the ER with gauze pads covering your eyes and taped to your face. Only when they were […]
Going Once, Going Twice, Going Too Many Times
I’m sitting here waiting to hear what silent auction items I may have won and how much I owe for a bunch of stuff I can’t even remember bidding on. I went to a fundraiser last night where there were oodles of silent auction items around the room. I got caught up in the […]
The Linked In Crowd
Occasionally I drag myself away from social networking sites and enter the dark, paneled walls of Linked In, the not-so-social networking site that paved the way for its predecessors. Linked In is like the older, nerdier cousin who shows up at the family reunion in Farah slacks and a bow tie, and talks about […]