You’re Trying Too Hard to Pick a Unique Setting
There may be a good reason no one has ever had their engagement pictures taken there
Look! On the horizon! It’s our mortification over our engagement photos 25 years in the future.
Choose your setting carefully. More carefully than that . . . even more . . . more than that . . . Keep going . . .
And the St. Joseph statue tried to facepalm but, well, he’s made out of cement.
You’re Aware Other People Will See These, Right?
Hold my jacket. What are you thinking? Let me use you as a pillow. Carry my stuff. Have my babies. Isn’t it a pretty day?
Let’s hope she’s a laugher. ‘Cause if she’s screaming or crying, this guy’s in for it.
Do these two even like each other?
. . . Otherwise we’d just see her back.
You can’t escape by crawling up that wall. Silly.
“Ha ha ha! Yeah, that’s gotta go.”
OK, so your love is dead. I see no reason to celebrate that with a photo shoot.
One more shot and then you can go pee.