It’s that time of year again: when normally sensible, well dressed women throw all they know about fashion out the window and put on princess costumes to go out in public. It’s floor-length gown season, bitches. Which means it’s the twelfth time I’ll go against my own better judgement and half-heartedly walk out my front […]
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Actually, You Do Have to Put on Your Red Dress, Roxanne
I have successfully met the requirements of a second color theme gala. I feel like a trophy is in order. At the very least, a ta-da. It took me two months from the time I got word that my husband and I would be attending an organization’s annual gala and I Googled pictures from past […]
Wedding Rites and Wrongs
My sister Pam and I were talking the other day about how cool it is that brides get to do whatever they want now. It wasn’t always this way, you young, blond, perfect-skinned newlyweds. Did you know that back in our day, we weren’t allowed to have the color black anywhere within the diocese […]