That looks about right to me. I am not the best bargain-shopper. I’m not even in the same shopping species as my sister-in-law Debby, who can go to any store and pay a fraction of the cost for whatever, and then qualify for free gas to drive her and her booty home, where I […]
Macy's
I’m Putting the Grrrr Back in Girdle
I was standing in line at Macy’s lingerie department earlier this week, buying a pair of big old pajamas, and something caught my eye on a nearby rack. It was a girdle. I had heard that girdles had made a comeback, like around 10 years ago, but I’ve been busy. Or I forgot. Or […]
Smile! You’re on Loss Prevention Reality TV!
As if there weren’t enough reasons already to just give up swimming and not buy another bathing suit until these come back in style: (Even this number will show cankles.) They’re watching us in the dressing rooms now. I was trying on clothes at Macy’s not long ago and in my efforts to not make […]
Make Up and Kiss Off
I can scratch off “Makeup Counter Lady” from the list of jobs I can do when I finally decide what I want to be when I grow up. (I’m holding out for something with a good retirement package, since I’ll be a mere months away from retirement when I start my new career. Meanwhile, the […]
Mall Nightmares
No one wants another blog post like the Walmart experience, least of all me. But I’ve just got to share another bizarre shopping experience. On Thursday I was at a mall, where, honestly, I thought maybe I had fallen asleep at the wheel driving there and was dreaming or had crashed and gone to […]