Look out – there’s one right behind you! Organ players had some big hits in the 1960s. There were so many, Mercury Records felt compelled to issue “Great Organ Hits” with the obligatory organ rocket on the cover. Who can forget “When the Organ Played at Twilight?” Not me, I can tell you.
It’s a good thing Wally and Ginger found each other. Letter-fingered people have to stick together. But when he slapped her, the W and lower case L’s hurt like a bitch.
Tom Petty’s sister would not let her little brother outdo her. “You’re not the only heartbreaker!” Linda cried. And then she coughed up a red feather.
You’re God’s child? Really? Would God allow his kids to leave the house wearing what was left from the Little House on the Prairie set?
I don’t want anyone to think I’m picking on gospel singers. Or family singing groups. Or people who dress alike. Or dorky looking guys with large sideburns. Or mismatched groups with a really tall skinny person and a short fat person. Or white ties. But they were the funniest album covers. So there are quite a few gospel and Christian groups on here. Some more, as I rest my case:
“Jesus loves me, even if I am dressed in car seat fabric squares sewn together. And he doesn’t mind that I carry my vo-tech diploma around with me, and am wearing a white tie from my Uncle Bernie’s bar mitzvah. Did I say bar mitzvah? I meant confirmation.”
I want to know what Julie’s doing on her 16th birthday. No, I don’t. If the guy with the Falconer beard isn’t her boyfriend or her study hall teacher, I’m calling the cops.
The slippery fabric of their clothes, their white-boy afro-perms, and musical instruments lying willy-nilly all over the floor had the Castle family in some pretty ridiculous predicaments.
If the hair and chachki denim doesn’t blur your vision, turn your head sideways and try to read who these girls are. TrY hArDeR!
I found at least six or seven Marcy records. Marcy is a doll. Which tells you that if you’re a singer and you can’t get a record deal, you’re even less talented than this Bride of Chucky.
So there’s no doubt: Notice the “Heart Warming” symbol in the upper right corner. Just in case you thought they were gangsta rappers.