Here’s how lame my husband and I are. We don’t know jack about our TV. The Dalai Lama knows more about television technology than we do. Also the little French Catholic school girl who skips past my house every morning, as well as her fictional equivalent, Madeline. My husband is one bored vacation day away from […]
Apple
One Unhappy Calendar Girl
I’m a cheerleader for all things Apple. In fact, I’m co-captain of the cheer squad for Team Mac. (We wear black mock-turtlenecks, little round glasses and no ponytail accessories. My co-captain is my husband, who would do a split on top of a human pyramid for an iTunes gift card.) So imagine my disappointment […]
Call 911. My Dendrites are Flatlining.
It was a tough weekend for me and my dendrites. You know, dendrites? The pieces of your brain that get a workout when you do things that are difficult and boring and tedious – things you don’t like to do? You’re supposed to exercise your dendrites a little bit, especially as you get older, […]
Big Brother is Watching. Get Over It.
A lot of people seem to be all up in arms about privacy and how we don’t have it anymore. It seems like almost every day, I’m alerted to the fact that Facebook is stealing my info/identity/photos/soul and using them for evil and profit. I don’t care much. I know, I know, I am […]
My iPad (Case) is Here
Steve Jobs is one sick man. (And I’m not talking about the cancer. Come on, what do you think I am?) He orchestrates an over-the-top hype for the iPad to the point where I’m barely able to carry out daily bodily functions, I’m so excited about it. He gets us all at the edge […]
Cookies for the Apple Genius
Last week was a tough week. I had three tiny problems with my Web site and I decided to try to work them out. It had been on my List of Things to Do That My Husband Won’t Do For Me on Saturday since my husband said, “I’m not fixing that for you on Saturday.” […]