How are your resolutions going? Not great? That bad? Not to worry. Only fifty weeks until you can start over again. And in the meantime, you have nine months to jag off until the first of the month falls on a Monday again. And everybody knows that’s the best time to improve yourself. Kingdoms have been built on Monday-the-firsts.
I’m happy to report that my resolutions are going swimmingly. I’m drinking less, thanks to a How to Drink Less booklet that I bought on the internet for seven dollars. I’m reading more, thanks to the research I did for a guest blog on How to Become a Better Writer by Reading More. And I’m eating healthier thanks to something that hit me at the end of last year: In the past forty-five years I’ve tried out almost every diet plan known to woman and the only one that actually had me weighing less was that one where you eat anything you want, cut out all alcohol, and then at the end of nine months you drop an eight-pound baby out of your vagina. [Read more…] about New Year Weight Loss Resolutions Detour From a V Turn