I’m happy to announce that yoga and I are back together again after a long break. He’s so much better looking than I, and there’s no explanation as to why he continues to take me back. It must be my nice personality. My relationship with yoga is like one of those on-again off-again doomed relationships. We […]
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Come to Body Shred, She Said. It’ll Be Fun, She Said
My relationship with my daughter was going really well. She had boomeranged back home six months prior. She was working, she wasn’t staying out too late or loud, and only one of my favorite necklaces had disappeared, having been last seen in the vicinity of her neck. We shopped together, went drinking together, and gave […]
Yoga a-Go-Go
I’m back in yoga, baby. I just had to start this post out that way, so for at least a couple of nanoseconds, you might think I was cool, tall and thin, very bendy, and calm all the time. The truth is, I’m in a class called GENTLE YOGA, which is Hindi for REMEDIAL […]