It’s been a couple of years since I had my vision corrected the way a good American should, with non-essential surgery that isn’t covered by insurance and which keeps a slew of doctors in Rolexes and Porsches. I had LASIK surgery at what was essentially a LASIK factory in Florida. We were rolled in, prepped, zapped, […]
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Competing in the Pink Eye Event
I’m one of those people who only watches the Olympics to see the ice dancers get pushed to the brink and plot each others’ kneecap injuries. (I also watch the Superbowl for the commercials and I read Playgirl for the articles.) So I didn’t think I was missing much by skipping the Winter Olympics in […]
Beer Me a New Hairdo, Please
You know it’s time for a new hairdo when you start to think that one of the hairstyles above might be an OK thing to try. (I’m thinking “Date-Bait” might be just the funky, youthful, asymmetrical look I’ve been needing.) My hair is looking nasty lately. This happens to me about every 12 years. I […]