I’m not an alcoholic, but I play one on Facebook.
I don’t really drink all that much, but you’d never know it from my Facebook posts, which have people thinking that I have a wine glass Velcroed to my right hand (which would be awesome, but I digress). I know that by admitting this I’m crushing the hopes and dreams of all the people I went to school with who want to see their senior class president, who was nice but kind of a tight-ass, end up a loser. But let’s be honest: No one can drink as much as my Facebook pictures suggest. I would be on a liver transplant list and have broken veins all over my face. [Read more…] about I’m Not an Alcoholic But I Play One on Facebook